Zodiac Signs Watching Raid 2

isn’t just a film—it’s a two-and-a-half-hour adrenaline overdose that makes every regular fight scene look like kids arguing over UNO. While bones break and blood paints the walls, each zodiac sign reacts like it’s part of their karmic storyline.
immediately tries to kick the living room chair mid-scene. Inspired? No. Delusional? Maybe. The action is a personal attack, and suddenly Aries wants to join an underground fight club without reading the terms and conditions.
watches the whole thing from under a blanket. Not because it’s scary, but because the violence interrupted snack time. Any film that doesn’t come with intermission and biryani breaks is emotionally unavailable to Taurus.
live-tweets every death scene and somehow turns it into a conspiracy theory about who choreographed the prison yard brawl. A multitasking legend, this sign also googles every actor mid-scene and finds their high school photos.
sobs when someone’s brother dies. Even if he was a mob boss with 17 confirmed kills. It’s about , okay?
treats like a personal masterclass. Dramatic zoom-ins? Theatrical blood sprays? Choreographed rage? Leo mentally prepares a showreel. This isn’t a movie—it’s prep for award season.
rewinds each fight scene to analyze the angles. A Virgo doesn’t just the chaos; they audit it. Why did that guy use a hammer instead of a crowbar? There’s a spreadsheet forming in real time.
is too busy rating the cinematography. Aesthetically pleasing blood splatter? Symmetry in destruction? Libra finds peace in chaos, and yes, may casually redesign their bedroom lighting to match the hallway fight scene.
watches silently, smiling slightly every time someone gets stabbed in slow motion. Not out of malice. Just appreciation. This sign revenge arcs and plot twists.
wants to book a flight to Jakarta before the credits roll. Not for sightseeing—for training. Sagittarius is convinced they could survive that prison riot with sheer optimism and maybe a stick.
respects the work ethic. Hours of fight choreography? Dedication. This sign isn’t watching a movie—it’s evaluating the team’s ROI.
wonders if the whole thing is a metaphor for capitalism. Probably writes a think piece about it later.
passes out halfway. The intensity is too much. But the dream that follows? Full-on martial arts musical.